Naomi - “... Goodlife, if you don't mind me asking, is English your first language? And if not, what is?...”
I believe that Goodlife's first language is gibberish. However, I too speak a little of that so as a public service to all and as a specific favour to Lazygun, I shall translate Goodlife's previous post.
Goodlife: “Yes your right lazy, of judgment day does sounds like a joke yet you read It, and I think your in a dream world.“
Translation: “No. You are quite wrong Mr Lazygun sir. The Day of Judgement is a very real thing indeed and is only disbelieved by idiots such as yourself and other idiotic non-believers. I feel sorry for you as you are deluding yourself that the God of the Jehovah Witnesses does not exist. You'll ultimately burn in hell for your sins and I shall enjoy watching it happen as I am unhealthily obsessed with the concept of Armageddon and enjoy the thought of people suffering eternal torture with no chance of a reprieve. All the best, Goodlife.”
I think that's about right.