If today was going any slower

[EvianBaby]

It would be in bloody reverse.

I'm miserable today and all I want to do is go home, forget that such things like jobs exist, curl up in bed with my book and drink tea.

Why's it so quiet on here this week?

[boxtops]

I'm working from home, work is quiet but I'm not complaining, I have a huge amunt to catch up on

[tonyav]

My last shift for the week tonight, finish at 5am go back 2pm Monday.

[EvianBaby]

God, I'm so glad I can go home and not have to think about anyone else. Especially kids!

[rowanwitch]

Double double toil and trouble
saucepan boil and casserole bubble

Domestic witches gather near
this is how you do it dear
at the end of this verse
You will learn a useful curse

When you see a pesky willy
Laugh as if it's something silly
He'll recall for ever more
'I've not seen one that small before'

Just give a look of sympathy
but remember to use it sparingly
If you want to avoid such strife
Don't offer it the kiss of life

Theres no need for such a mucky habit
Shove some batteries inyour rabbit
And watch him sadly slink away
Because you didn't want to play

So to all you girls especially Gness
A willy don't bring happiness
So the curse of course on feeble man
Ever may your dangler hang

And don't into the bedroom creep
I want my eight hours beauty sleep
And if at night you fart and cough
Then I hope the end falls off..

[tonyav]

Oh my gawd ( waves white flag ).

[gness]

Batteries......batteries!!!!!!!! I know they`re here somewhere.

[gness]

Why has Tony got his boxers on the end of a long stick?????

[tinkerbell23]

Must b something in the air...im MISERABLE today too...lol xxx

[Psybbo]

hi tinks, cheer up, it is the longest day so things can only get better x