Pop stars at the Leveson inqury

[jno]

"You may call it 'sexual healing', Dr Gaye, but I contend that some would consider it 'serious medical malpractice'."

"Mr Marley, your admission of guilt in the sheriff case is admirable, but can I remind you it's the deputy we are interested in"

Some funny ones here:

http://www.guardian.c...itter-leveson-inquiry

[woofgang]

brilliant!

[whiskeryron]

??? What's it all about Alfie ?

WR

[Robinia]

lol, brilliant...especially the Stevie Wonder and Bowie

[bigbadmarty]

" ... so if it wasn't you , Shaggy , then whom would you have us beleive it was ? "

[tonyav]

'' Wasn't me ''.

[joggybear]

lol but I have 'I shot the sheriff 'in my head now....

[starone]

I think that was hilarious. I liked especially I just called to hack your voicemail.

[jno]

"I have here a Dulux colour card... Can you indicate precisely how much whiter was the shade of pale you had in mind?"

[jno]

"Mr Hoople, I put it to you that several young dudes were in fact missing because they were on a day trip to Eastbourne."