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A colleague has shot some woodpigeons and has kindly given me the dressed breasts of two birds . I've googled several recipes but none seem to include the double cream sitting in the fridge which I'd...
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Man and his wife were on holiday in America and decide to smuggle some exotic pets home . "How are we going to smuggle the beaver ?" she asked - "I'll wear it on my head like a hat...
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Amazing ablutions clean up in London (5.4)
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I recently installed a window , which was also meant to act as an emergency fire exit . Building control won't sign off the works because the window supplied was a "easy-clean" ie it rotates...
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for the last couple of weeks I've noticed one particularly brave housemartin hanging around the old farm building I'm working on which is now nearing completion . Unfortunately there was a dead bird...
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Was discussing these type of films yesterday and I described my favourite of the genre - only thing was I can't recall the title ! some clues :- Its a sub-titled fairly recent movie (possibly...
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About a fortnight ago I optimisticly planted out the hanging-baskets and window boxes wiyh a mix of snardragon , impatiens , petunia , senetti and lobellia . The thing is that a frost of up to -1 is...
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bigbadmarty
could we (NUFC) possibly make it to the CL ?
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In todays icy weather I looked out of the farmhouse I was working on and saw a flock of about a dozen simmilar birds . The striking thing was their bright yellow heads - at first I presumed they were...
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We've got two cats they're brother and sister Molly and Mittens . For the last couple of days Mittens , a neutered queen , has been very quiet and hiding under beds , sitting in the bath and avoiding...
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Last night I went outside the pub for a cigarette ( additve free before you ask ! ). It was a clear night and there was a good veiw of the night sky desipite the light pollution . Looking up I noticed...
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Just booked a late deal to puerto rico gran canaria , leaving the weather behind from 23 jan :) Does anyone know how to get the best deal for the spendies ? do you get a better deal over there ? Also...
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Steve's thread about 12 days of Christmas got me thinking about movies in a numerical sequence *( with no gaps ) : I can get 1 flew over the cuckoo's nest 2 mules for sister sara 3 men and a baby 4...
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Never really done this before - was thinking (for the sauce) :- Mayonaisse ( from a jar tho' I have got eggs oil etc. ) Tomato ketcup ( but ive got tom puree , fresh toms, tinned toms ) Paprika ( got...
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Santa is sat on the end of the bed pulling off his boxers . Mrs Claus enters and says " Leave the dogs alone , Rudolf will get jealous...."
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A company which I do a lot of sub-contracting to has warned me that they will soon start to insist on electronic invoices . Is there a simple way to do this ? Could I just tabulate an e-mail ? Maybe...
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12 gold hoops, 11 fake uggs, 10 richmond kingsize, 9pm curfew, 8 snotty noses, 7 different dads, 6 grams of sniff, 5 sovereign rings, 4 stolen rims, 3 ASBOs, 2 many beers and a brand new S.T.D.
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bigbadmarty
in regards of todays well-deserved point can nufc keep it up and get a top 4 finish this season
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bigbadmarty
did the link work ?
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bigbadmarty
Hello folks I came upon this system and fancy trying something simmilar using 40mm pipe brackets which will fit the lnbs ive already got . Will I need a switch or a splitter to feed either signal to...
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