one liners - song and joke

[TheOtherHalf]

Can you think of a song title, then add to it to make it a funny sentence.
This was done on our local radio phone in and some were very funny

1 - mistletoe and wine, but not whilst you are driving or having sex

2 - mama, mia ! Where did you get that hat ?

3 - Dont let the sun go down on me, Im afraid of the dark

[B00]

whole lotta love, think you need to diet.

[TheOtherHalf]

I want to break free, can someone please bake me a cake with a file in it

Never on a Sunday will I visit granny again, she always drags me to church

Wishing well, Ive spent a fortune here and nothings come true yet

[lardhelmet]

I was only 24 hours from Tulsa - till I broke the Tom Tom - now I'm 48

[B00]

lol lardhelmet, i liked that one :-)

[pa___ul3]

When will I be famous... when you screw a footballer and get your waps out in the Star

[lardhelmet]

Thank you Boo - I like your tongue