Epitaphs- Just For Fun

[keyholekatebaron]

My husbands famous saying would be "Nobody said it would be easy!" On my gravestone it will probably say "At least she made good gravy!"
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[tenrec]

Mine would involve the phrase "It'll come in handy". I never throw anything away!

[Ann]

"Born to be a drudge!"

[urian]

Die? That's the last thing I'll do

[supapapa]

I told you I was ill.

[HowardKennitby]

I'm not sure I will have a gravestone.

[keyholekatebaron]

Don't laugh but does anyone still use them? I had all the Archers signatures whenever the characters came to open our village fetes.My Auntie put in mine-----A little dab of powder a little spot of paint makes a girls complexion look like what it aint!.

[Hopkirk]

Apparently Spike Milligan has a Latin inscription, which when translated says 'I told you I was ill'

[treetops1]

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[HowardKennitby]

I have no knowledge of whether anything has changed, shame

http://www.telegraph....youd-never-guess.html

[DTCwordfan]

Mine: "He's gone. Thank God. Open the Champagne."

[vulcan]

http://www.funnypictu...d-a-wonderful-fa1.JPG

[Zacs-Master]

No cold callers!

[Brinjal]

Wish you were here.

[jd_here]

If you don't ask, you don't get.

Bartering is my hobby much to the OH's annoyance!

[rowanwitch]

Heaven will only heaven be
If my pets are there to welcome me

[starone]

Apparently Spike Milligan was a life-long hypochondriac and always laughed at himself by saying that was what he would have on his gravestone - I told you I was ill - because of course no-one ever believed him. What a pity his heirs have not co-operated with him in the end. His last joke!!

[WELSHYORKIE]

Yorkshire born, Yorkshire bred, Now i've gone, i'm Yorkshire dead