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mrs_overall | 18:56 Fri 19th Aug 2011 | ChatterBank
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Scenario - I am driving along a quiet backstreet when a couple park further down the street and four dogs bound out of their car. One runs into the road causing me to brake. It then has a leisurely squat in front of my car and deposits the contents of its bowels on the road, whilst its moronic owners praise it! I offer them a carrier bag which is less than politely declined. The couple and the four dogs then head off to the beach. I scooped up the dog poo and packed it firmly into both door handles on their car. Sweet revenge!
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lol excellent! Well done Mrs O!!!! :o)
Out walking this morning when someones dog pooed. The woman picked it up in a plastic bag (as she should have done) and then threw it in the river,bag and all.
good on you Mrs O x
giveup, so not content to let said dog poop, now likely to kill off some poor bird in the process, plastic doesn't breakup does it, biodegrade?
Lol good on you mrs O.
We could do with a Mrs O in our village ;0)
fanbloomintastic Mrs O :))
don't agree with putting it on the handles mrs o, what you should have done is stick it all in the air intake, next time they switch on the heaters..... ;-)
Lol i like it, no idea how you did it without barfing
I( agree em10), i could'nt believe it.
some dog owners are awful, give us all a bad name!.....I applaud you Mrs o, hope they got the message!......sure they did!.............lol..........hope you never see them again too!............
Good for you, I hate it when people just leave it, we often see the bags thrown into our garden. Really winds me up Grrrrr.
mrs_o, you are my kind of person. However, I would have been slightly less generous and removed my carrier bag after using it that way. I guess I would have found a better place to re-position the deposit would have been under the wiper blades. But then I might not be as nice a person as are you ;)
I'm afraid Mrs O has boobed - too clever for her own good.

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good idea ttfn!.....even better!..........will remember that one!......Lots of folk walk their dogs in our street and never clean up!...
I am an out and out dog lover welsh. Dogs cannot clean up after themselves - that is why they adopt humans. Whenever I stay at Big Sis's I am always first to poop scoop after her pup. Never bothers me, in fact it is a chore I miss since I lost my dog. I don't and can't understand why any dog-owner should not take the earliest opportunity to clear up after their 4legs x

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