anybody got a silly sports story?

[piggynose]

i´d like about a dozen.

[Bbbananas]

Mmmmm, and not even one. that's sad piggs :-(

[starone]

Wish I could think of one but my mind (as usual) is a complete blank. There is that joke about the man playing golf when a funeral passes and he stops and raises his cap with his head bent down. His partner praises him for that and he says 'Well it was the least I can do we have been married for 20 yeas' or something like that. Not good at telling jokes. Always get the punch line wrong. Is this the sort of thing you mean piggy, or did you want true stories?

[yeannow]

Yes .....Liverpool are trying to buy Stewart Downing,,,,it's hilarious.

[emmie]

I attempted to play basketball once, no idea why, ball up to the hoop no problem, sadly it bounced back, hit me square in the face, broke my glasses, which luckily didn't do any damage. End of basketball.

[yeannow]

I once beat Ronnie O'Sullivan........he's useless at connect 4.

[piggynose]

i´m surprised at the lack of imagination, this was for a class of foreign students.
looks like i´ll have to do it all by myself

: (

[TWR]

People save lifes get no praise & get paid a pitance, 11 Knob heads kick a ball on a Sat & get praised & paid thousands! I think that fits the bill?

[jackthehat]

Do the veins in your temples actually visibly throb, TWR?

[TWR]

Your a min late, have you just got up?