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If you want a good laugh, although I know you are not a religious person, then google the Bible in Polari, translated by the "sisters of perpetual indulgence". It is a hoot, but perhaps not so much unless you are familiar with the usual texts. It is actually a literal translation but with polari words inserted. Thus, instead of "God spake", we get "Gloria cackled", the children of Israel become " the omi chavvies" &c. Best read with a copy of the original beside you, but provides hours of entertainment for those old enough to remember Round the Horne &c.