How many poets do we have here in AB?

[JonnyBoy12]

"You are a poet, and you don't know it", we are told if we say things that ryhme. How many ABer here are poets, and can we have a little sample of your work please?

Thanks for any answers, and apologies to those many people who are "not really into poetry".

[ttfn]

Mary had a little watch
She swallowed it one day
Now she takes Epsom Salts
To pass the time away

[marval]

The old lady of Achnivar
Refuses to wear a bra
She says that her breast
Is usually best
When seen without from afar

[Mamyalynne]

I liked this from last night
I've been told of the MOFC
By mamy,who whispered to me
''Twas alex who started it all''
By finding a bat & a ball
Abandoned we think by a
Man worse for drink &
Riding a bike on a wall

We discovered quite late that the Bat
Had flown from the mess in the moat
To carry the ball for her ladyship's hat
Which he thought was a 'fast asleep' Stoat

If I am allowed to attend the meeting I can from my extensive collection bring 6 genuine Roman coins date stamped 234 BC
& a signed portrait of Winnie the Pooh to be put into the raffle at the next gathering.

I remain yours faithfully

whiskeryron,licenced idiot & spinster of this parrish. xx♥

[boxtops]

evening ena, home again?

'ave you dun awandering from weekend with your sis?
.... (you fill in the next bit)

[ttfn]

i have, I am cold, I am now getting _ _ _ _ _ _

<<help me out Mamya please ♥>

[ttfn]

sorry boxy - I am that cold my eyes cant see the join ;o)

[Mamyalynne]

There`s a halo under which there`s a nurse
Who is attempting to write a verse
She`s picking her wits
and flashing her t---
But all she can do is curse

Steve.5

My reply

A Matron with ample charms
writes ditties with which she disarms
always decorum
even ad nauseum
by the way those are my arms!!

Mamya

[donna1901]

mary had a little lamb
it run into a pylon
100,000 volts straight up its ar$e
and turned it into nylon

[sandyRoe]

Alas, I'm no poet
And I know it

[flobadob]

I Tried.

I tried to watch it,
I gave it a chance
But soon after the ad break
I gave up, it was pants.

PS I Love You,
PPS in those colours.
I thought of injecting my ears
Up with fillers.

But it is okay now,
I have it to thank
For reintroducing me
With Answerbank.