Porn for the older person....

[boxtops]

I had to laugh at this text message sent in to yesterday's Metro newspaper:

You know you're getting old when you watch porn and think: "ooh, that bed looks comfy"!

[sara3]

and "don't drop your clothes all over the floor!"

[woofgang]

and "I'd break an ankle in those heels"

[netibiza]

and "I'd rather be sleeping!"

[poodicat]

Wheres the cream?.....

[boxtops]

Thanks guys - restored my faith in grey power!

[jno]

'those socks need washing'

[funnygirl]

Oh no not again!

[boxtops]

LOL @ funnygirl, too right!

[askyourgran]

"I wonder where he got that knee support".

[jno]

'I hope he's not going to forget that plumbing job he came to do'

[yelenots]

Not tonight I'm too tired

[Stephen_G]

Those curtains would look great in my Dining Room

[poodicat]

The ceiling needs doing..

[rowanwitch]

oh blo**y heck are they still doing that....Yawn,,,

[sara3]

jno, top answer, lol!

[askyourgran]

"It's a night out clubbing, you don't need your coat with you" Me: "But it's snowing" "You'll be all right".

[netibiza]

What? who? I thought she was in her room fast asleep!!!!! Just wait until she gets home!!!