Good Afternoon AnswerBank

[AB Editor]

I really had to share this

I invite you all to share your awful jokes!

I'll get us started:

Q: What has one wheel and humms?


A: A Wheelbarrow full of manure

All the best,

Spare Ed

[puternut]

In reply to rinkins

what do you call a man WITHOUT a spade on his head??


Douglas

[Clanad]

Penguin walks into a bar, asks bartender Have you seen my brother"... bartender replies, "I don't know, what does he look like?"...

What do you call a parapalegic on your doorstep? Matt..
What do you call a parapalegic water skiing? Bob...

Two hunters are in the woods... sudenly one grabs his chest and falls over. His partner quickly calls 911 (here in the U.S.) and explains the problem to the Doctor on the other end... Doc says, first thing you do is make sure he's dead... silence on the phone for a moment... Doc hears a loud bang! Man says, "OK, what's next?"

[Maggoty]

How do you make a hanky dance?
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Out a little Boogie in it...

[Maggoty]

How do you make a hanky dance?
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put a little Boogie in it...

[bookbinder]

Q. What's the Duke of Edinburgh's middle name?
A. of
Q. Have you ever seen an Irish firing squad?
A. They stand in a circle.

[Drisgirl]

Awww noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo -how long did it take you to dredge this up -just when I thought we were off the hook lol !!

Good jokes tho :)

[razza]

Man says to his mate,I got barred from BQ,mate says why? well this assistant asked if I wanted decking,so I hit him first.