Plaid Cymru: His latest 'crackers'.

[Bbbananas]

Lines of the last week include:
"I'm not going to see Billy Elliott - he's a puff. How about going to Priscilla: Queen of the Desert?"

"My gonads are suffering indomitably - you should not have made me buy those tight pants"

"It may look like sh1te to you; but I would bet it's biologically harmonious"

"Lock keepers - they should be lined up against a wall and shot"

Is there any wonder I (sort of) love him ?!!!

[logic]

er,
no none at all.

[logic]

what do you mean by, ( sort of,? )

[logic]

VIBRA.
she has been liberating his gonads.

[mccfluff]

hello, i was wondering where you had got to, you feeling any better?

[Bbbananas]

I've been whisked away to a very secluded spot called Newtown Creek in the Isli of Wiggetti for 6 days. The weather was gorg - a luvverly end to the Summer. An Indian summer - and without having to go to India for it.

The above are some of the lines Plaid came out with while we were on board.. not quite the priceless quotes of the French Sail, but I thought they were typical 'him' nonetheless.

I'm much better thank you fluffy xx

[mccfluff]

line no 2, what manner of tight pantage did you make him wear?

[Bbbananas]

They were only 'normal' close-fitting black Calvin Kleins. Trouble is - he's used to wearing those horrid baggy boxers in various shades of grey, black or navy, so he's always been used to plenty of swinage. They are not flattering, so I've been trying to steer him towards sexier pants. He always moans when he wears them.