Ridicuous complaints....

NoMercy | 16:44 Wed 29th Jul 2009 | ChatterBank

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The following are just a few of the stupid complaints received by the Holiday Complaint Desk:

1. The beach was too sandy...

2. We bought Ray-Ban Sunglasses for 5 euros from a street trader, only to find out that they were fake.

3. No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled....

4. It took us 9 hours to fly to Jamaica. It only took the Americans 3 hours....

5. I compared the size of our 1-bed apt to out friends' 3-bed apt, and ours was significantly smaller....

6. We had to queue outside with no air-conditioning...

7. I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local shop does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts...

8. There are too many Spanish people. The Receptionist speaks Spanish. Too many foreigners...

Have you ever heard a ridiculous complaint? LOL

Do you think

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Sqad

NoM....Priceless.......LOL LOL....the Brits at their very best.

daffy654

I read them on this site all the time NoMercy.lol
There are some in the LAW section almost daily O_O

redman41

Tourist at an African Game Lodge overlooking a Waterhole who spotted a visibly aroused Elephant complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his 'Honeymoon' by making him feel inadequate !!!!!!!! LOL

NoMercy

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Absolutely, Sqad !!

LOL Redman !

I'll have to go take a look there, Daffy.... lol

daffy654

I saw an aroused bull elephant on a nature programme once,I was gobsmacked at the size of his 'appendage' and the fact that they can control it like you would an arm for example.
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I should imagine it would make any man feel inadequate.lol

redman41

http://ninjapants.org/files/index.php?image=ai rline%20complaint.jpg
Have a look at this one NoMercy !! Very Funny

NoMercy

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That's hilarious, Redman !! rofl....

NoMercy

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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/4 344890/Virgin-the-worlds-best-passenger-compla int-letter.html

redman41

LOL NoMercy !! It certainly brightens up a dull wet day weather wise !!

blackietwo

Never laughed so much for days:) brilliant