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R1Geezer | 10:23 Fri 26th Jun 2009 | News
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Ok anyone wanna buy my DVD's and books about how Jacko is not dead he has been whisked away by the CIA and now lives with Elvis and Diana on Planet Zog!

Seriously, how long before this turns into some bullsh1t conspiracy theory?
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Middle-aged rock star?

Mystery Heart attack?

Sounds like the old Columbian Marching Powder to me!

Oh - sorry er Paul McCartney had him assassinated in a plot to Recover the Beetles back catalogue rights

Is that any better?

10:34 Fri 26th Jun 2009
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Yeah but Paul died back in the sixties and has been replaced by a look alike. Come on jake, get up to date!
10:39 Fri 26th Jun 2009
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The curse of the Dome.

I liked this at the time

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30940
11:31 Fri 26th Jun 2009
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He's gone to live with his ex-father in law Elvis.....
12:17 Fri 26th Jun 2009
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What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and Michael Jackson ?

Fergie will be playing Giggs this Summer !
12:48 Fri 26th Jun 2009
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Yeah, the world's full of crackpot theories in which the facts are massaged to suit a sensationalist line of argument - before being posted on YouTube complete with a foreboding American voiceover.

None of us like that do we, R1?
13:27 Fri 26th Jun 2009
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L Ron Hubbard beat you to it.
13:29 Fri 26th Jun 2009
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I hope that post didn't distract you from taking over the world, Quinlad.
13:30 Fri 26th Jun 2009
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I didn't know Quin's alter ego was The Brain Gromit, (I wonder who Pinky is then...) thanks for the insider knowledge!
14:23 Fri 26th Jun 2009
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It won't distract me. You should see the rate at which I'm reproducing.
15:41 Fri 26th Jun 2009
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A world full of Quinlads? You'd really have to watch what you said but at least chinos and jeans with suit jackets would be crimes against humanity I suppose.
16:45 Fri 26th Jun 2009
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suit jackets would be crimes against humanity I suppose.

Especially if those suit jackets are green corduroy with leather elbow patches, "Hippy supply teacher" style!
16:47 Fri 26th Jun 2009
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Actually I definately saw Michael Jackson down the pub earlier.

Ok it looked like him.

Well there were similarities.

Ok he didn't look like him but he was the same height.

Alright he was under 7 foot but I heard someone shout out the name taxi for Jackson.

Where's that number for the news of the world so I can sell ...sorry tell them my story. Jackson fakes death and gets a cab in a London pub.

23:53 Mon 29th Jun 2009

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