Why does the phone always ring....................................

[christine847]

When your on the loo ?grrrrrrrrrrrrr

[whifffey]

Take it to the loo with you?

[tiggerblue10]

Lol Christine! Sods Law I think. x

[Bbbananas]

I dropped one in the toilet once.

[MWB]

But the caller may hear her splash or fart!

[legendisgod.]

i love the echo when phoning from the crapper : 0)

[pusskin]

I press the green button to let people think that my phones engaged.
Then always remember to open the line again, hah.
No-one knows where i've been

[joggerjayne]

"Hello?"

"Hi, it's me"

"Oh, hi"

"Have I called at a bad moment?"

"No, no ... I'm just having a poo"

[No,Knowledge]

whifffey
Thurs 14/05/09
11:47 Take it to the loo with you?


i think whiffs must have been on the cr@per yesterdat then when he was putting answers on Joys thread

[legendisgod.]

Answer the phone and say helllooo oh my god ,

arggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh



then hang up.








Odds are they will sh1t themselves faster than you !!!

[legendisgod.]

Noknow there's a difference between doing a sh1t

and posting some.


Whiffy is adept at the latter.


And constipated at the former. : 0)

[whifffey]

Why do you say that No,Knowledge? (silly username btw)