Its friday night its 5 oclock. So where are the crackpots?
Ive seen one ginger one and a turnip where are the rest of the cabbages and can we expect an evening of fun and frivolity or an evening of drunken ranting from the bottom of wine bottles and empty vessels?
I have my popcorn at the ready and im pulling up a foot stool to rest my weary feet as i giggle at the united forces of drunken cyclists and wine soaked spinsters .