SCROD (Atlantic codfish split and ready for cooking.......

[janzman]

...early American)..
Bubba, a salesman from Kentucky just loves getting SCROD..must have it everyday. He gets sent on a sales trip to New York City, his first time away from the South.
Bubba arrives at Kennedt airport,already missing getting SCROD goes to his waiting taxi,leaps into the back seat. The cab driver says " where to mister" Bubba says "Take me somewhere I can get SCROD" the cabbie says
"Mister Ive been a cab driver in New York City for twenty five years and Ive heard it asked for in many ways but never in the plu-perfect subjunctive"LOL

[Toneisok]

Have I woken up in a different universe or something?