Which wine for a horny nite?????

[legendis.god]

I was thinking

do women choose a particular wine for a horny nite?

I know that a red wine can make your mouth very dry and may stifle the moment


or do women prefer that ?'



I reckon theyll go white and medium maybe bubbles innit?


Then again .............................................

[legendis.god]

Squid lol poor old fella


chimpy methinks youre trying far too hard to be cool

i am a legend tho dont wear any of the crap you mentioned.
Were you looking in your wardrobe whilst typing?

Methinks that youre suffering form wee willy syndrome.

Thtas when you are jealous of men with wee willies.

Because a wee willy is twice the size of your own flacid worm.


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oh btw


anice sagre de torro or a vi�asol for me


ooooh la la alallaalaaaaaaaaaaaa

[hailthechimp]

Im sorry that your a tad jelous that i can just come in and make instant friends,but listen up tubby this is exactly what im like in real life,i just go to the pub,bar,club party,make instant friends or contacts and leave with several phone numbers/women on my arm.Im at the tarrot readers and she said "your future involves leaving your computer and finding a woman" LOL! Ever since i started here you've been a singleton,spending an unhealthy time here instead of enjoying your life with the sun,sea,sand,sangria and sex,so please dont hate me for the charisma that i have that you want so much,it must be really hard for someone like you thats lacking in confidence and the ability to communicate with women face to face,i mean take away your computer and phone and talk to a woman face to face and you then become nothing more then a quivering stammering empty husk of your former self,lifeless,womanless and bitchy to other users that your afraid are "stealing your limelight" Please be a good chap and leave me alone and you wont have to read the brutal truth about yourself.

[legendis.god]

loL

YOURE NO NEWBIE AND YOURE CERTAINLY NOT MAKING ME JEALOUS






LMAO











And when you can aspire to my level

then maybe

just maybe you could try to steal my limelight


im the messiah

youre merey a self confessed chimp : 0)


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[Gormless]

Oh go on, it's getting good, let's have some of the brutal truth!

I love "tubby" lol, very Enid Blyton.

[legendis.god]

listen up tubby this is exactly what im like in real life

"your future involves leaving your computer and finding a woman"


please dont hate me for the charisma that i have


Please be a good chap and leave me alone





Well im no detective , but no sh�t sherlock , you do seem both bigheaded and contradicktory.


And when did you leave your computer?


Your Mrs says hi

mwahhhhhhhhhhhhhh xxx