I've got a crazy plan which just might work

[4GS]

A few years ago I met a gypsie lady who read my palm, she said amongst other things that I would live to be 86 and would die surrounded by my family.
My plan is this:

The night before my 86th birthday I get on an airplane and fly to the Australian desert where they'll never find me thus outliving her prediction.

How cunning is that eh?

[bigmamma]

Have you taken the time difference into your plan john hun ?
xxxxxxx

[Lakitu]

Not really, it would take longer to get to the desert, best you fly out a couple of days before

[Bathsheba]

Good plan John!
And that's reminded me- I must get a smoke alarm today, as recommended by clairvoyant I saw last week! x

[Hellyon]

But you should know by now 4GS that as a Dad no matter where you are there will always be a child that finds you and goes 'Daa-ad'