cruise ships

[jacko50]

i was just listening to radio two ,as is my want, they were talking about going on a cruise, so i wandered what it would be like for everyone on chatterbank to go on one together, we would all have to wear name tags, you have to use all names that you have or have had on ab,obviously some people would need a big name tag,so my thoughts are

1 would we even get out of port?

2 would we require riot police or do you think the local police would cope.

3 would there be a murder enquiry (or several)

4 would we all realise that when we met in the flesh we were just ordinary people who sometimes get a bit wound up, so we would get on with each other with no trouble at all .

5 after the bar had been open for two hours would number 4 be a pointless question .

6 do you think we would select a natural leader that we would obey without question.

thats it . sorry if this is a repeat question i can't be bothered to look.

[4GS]

1) No
2) Riot police
3) Several
4)You taking the Michael?
5) Nope, we'd all end up either sha66ing or fighting
6) Off course, now go and make me a G+T with ice and a slice

[whiskeysheri]

Sh@gging or fighting, LMAO! :)

[jacko50]

sha66ing had not occured to me, otherwise my answeres would be the same as yours ,get your own drink lol.

[jacko50]

sorry 4gs i just realised you are making an early bid for the position of leader. drink on its way.

[Champagne]

1. Would we care?
2. Riot police please. Us girls prefer their uniforms.
3. Several. I'll be taking bets on who'll be first to kick the bucket (plus further bets on the most elaborate murder).
4. There'd a great divide on this. One half of the boat would be full of ABers who would just get on with avin' a laugh. I'd be one of them.
5. 90% of us have sneaked booze aboard.
6. I'm sure there'd be your Alpha types. **** 'em though.

By the way, you forgot to mention the ship sinking...

[jacko50]

champagne' i was saving the sinking and indeed highjacking for later , in case i needed to garner more interest , it looks like i would have needed it.lol.

[jacko50]

hi pickle, long time no speak.lol

[mccfluff]

1/ yes eventually
2/ riot police
3/ easily several
4/mostly but with a few exceptions :-)
5/ yesh
6/ nope not a chance

[Caribeing]

We could all be allocated the same dining table,
and then decide how we "get on"
After that you have the choice of locking
yourself in your stateroom until the next call of
port where you can get off and stay there and seek asylum!

[gonzo00]

no.3...yes, shortly after i take abdul for a nice walk along the promenade deck...at night....when no one else is around!!!!! MAN OVERBOARD!