Embarrassing times

[snappdachman]

What's the most embarrassing thing you'll admit to on here?

And if truth be told, has summat else more embarrassing happened that you won't admit to? Lol

Come on...spill your guts!! Lol.

I might even read it. ;-)

[pastafreak]

This is a confessional...we should all get them!

[Goodsoulette]

Sooooo many, probably an accident in the toilets of a nightclub was my most embarrassing. Whilst hovering over a toilet I slipped and cracked my errrrrr lady bits on the porcelain. It was sooo painful I collapsed on the floor and then hid in their all night, summoning up the courage to get help. I knew hospital was in order. The embarrassment wasn't over as I had to have my bits looked at by an excessively large number of doctors and medical staff and the xray wasn't my finest moment either.

There's also the time I wet myself on my hands and knees in the pouring rain, whilst vomiting in front of my boyfriend but tis probably I dont tell you about that!

[mistys]

Oh Goody, I am wetting myself with laughter :o)

[weeal]

mistys wet herself on answerbank, thats her confession lol

[wiggal]

Umm, ok!
I had to go to hospital after stepping on a broom, and yes, cartoon strip like, it smacked me in the face and put my teeth in my lip and I had the biggest black eye going!

The embarassing bit? I was helping a mate clean at the school she cleaned at, only it was the school my big brother teaches at! My mate had to take me to reception, and ask them to call my brother out (was after school and he was monitoring an exam!) He then had to call my mum to come get me from work and take me to hospital as I had fallen off a roundabout in a drunken mess 3 days before and hit my head then aswell!

[Goodsoulette]

Less vulgar but in my old pub someone asked for a hot chocolate at about 10 pm on a friday night. I couldnt say no but I didnt really want to make it. So i took my frustration out on the cocoa box, instead of taking the lid off nicely I decided to take over the top frustration out by squeezing the box to pop the lid off! The lid popped off and all the chocolate flew up in the air and landed on a little pile on top of my head.

It was a big pub and there were probably 200 people within laughing distance of where I was stood!

[scorpious123]

when i was younger i went to the sea side and there was a big fun fair and i went in with my girlfriend and that day i had really bad guts. and i got half way in hall of mirrows and couldnt find my way out and i farted and jesus it stunk even i couldnt breath. as i had just done it a big group of girls had just came in and the next thing all these girls was crashing in to these mirrows trying to get out lol.

[wiggal]

On the way to reception we had to walk through the school, with my face a bl**dy mess (literally) and had to go past my mates big brother who was my ex boyfriend! Then at hospital, everyone in the A&E waiting room got talking about their injuries, and when it got round to me, my mum just fell about laughing and told everyone I had stepped on a broom!
Grrrrrrrrr!

[mistys]

Ooops!!!

[stagnalis]

lol Julie I did something like that once!

I was in a french speaking exam for the first time and i didn't have a clue what i was going to be doing..
the woman said something in french and stuck out her hand
me not having a clue what she said thought she was being formal and polite and shook her hand!
only after when she gave me a funny look and repeated herself again was it that I realised (with the help with her exaggerated hand movements towards a chair) that she was wanting me to sit down
it was not surprising that I failed the exam...
I just sat there laughing to myself like a fool , it was recording aswell
In class the next week my teacher played it back to the class - all you could hear was my dreadful cackle.
grreeaatt. =)

[StepfordWife]

I stumbled on this in error, having posted a question somewhere on here and then lost it.

Embarrassing things:-

last month calling out autoglass to my car to repair a chip in the windscreen when it was really a dirty mark

walking round waitrose with my skirt tucked in my knickers after having to dash to the loo (some kind soul pointed it out - eventually)

Going to a function with my ex husband and saying to the lady I was talking to that I though the venue was a bit tacky and tasteless. Transpired it was her house and she had personally designed it. ooops

[Chaterbox]

gosh goody! that was probably almost traumatisingly painful for you.

[StepfordWife]

Well the former two I thought were hilarious. The latter I felt awful at the time and wanted a hole to open up and swallow me, but now she has turned into the harridan from hell (she sided with the ex) I stick by my comments.

[puss_boots]

Walking into a posh do wanting to look the bees knees with a wire coat hanger stuck to the back of my dress.

[THECORBYLOON]

Waiting at bus-stop in the pouring rain soaked to the skin a guy I used to go to school wi stopped in his car. I got in the passenger seat telling him I was glad to see him after all these years. At the same time a young lad got in the back seat.

He had stopped to pick up his nephew, not me...

[Goodsoulette]

I was thanking my lucky stars I had just had a wax and to this day, I will never be able to have an untidy lady garden just in case!