for mocking the intellectual might of Q&P you should have to answer the last unanswered question on that section, which is
a biscuit - spring firing (6,7)
and the answer is not SPRINGLE
Pasta if you curl up laughing does that make you fusille type pasta?
ooh how very existential of you, or is it the shifting sands of Zen philosophy? Don't give answers, well lah-di-dah. Just when I was getting to like you, you tell me to bu55er off. Well you've blown it now. Goodbye!