I'd agree that Jack Penate's Torn On The Platform seems the most likely. It seems more melodic to me than anything The Arctic Monkeys have done - indeed the song it reminds me of the most is Happy Hour by The Housemartins!
BTW lagunabeach, I know what you mean really, but I'm sure the Arctic Monkeys and The Hoosiers would love to be branded "boybands" - can't really picture them lined up perched on stools crooning some God-awful cover version of a drippy love song. ;-)