Mayonnaise.- Dying. - Wettest Country.

[William51]

   What did the Mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened?. " Close the door i am dressing."                                         When you die, what part of the body dies last?.  The pupils, they dilate.                                                                                         Why is the UK the wettest country?. Because the Queen reigned there for decades.

[Patsy33]

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