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Hopkirk | 08:02 Thu 23rd Mar 2023 | Jokes
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What do you call birds that stick together?
Velcrows.
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No they don't! You must think we're all guillemot and that we'll swallow anything you jay. Your statement is a load of old chiffchaff, Hoppy, and if eider been you, i certainly wouldn't have made tit. I suppose wren you come back at me, you'll do so with a swift retort, puffin your chest out, cracking on you're a ruff 'un in an effort to have me craking in me boots....
13:36 Thu 23rd Mar 2023
You must be raven ....
I think that jokes a rip off
I'm laughing my tits off
Caw, what a carrion!..
No they don't! You must think we're all guillemot and that we'll swallow anything you jay. Your statement is a load of old chiffchaff, Hoppy, and if eider been you, i certainly wouldn't have made tit.
I suppose wren you come back at me, you'll do so with a swift retort, puffin your chest out, cracking on you're a ruff 'un in an effort to have me craking in me boots. Well, i don't do scared so i couldn't give two coots.
And, if you still believe your statement is correct, i'll avocet with you that you're wrong.
you're avian a larf
DTCwordfan tghat made me laugh x:-)
oops that^^^^

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