Very Disappointed With Pub Sunday Dinner

[Bobbisox1]

Had to send mine back twice as it was stone cold , son in law and grandson had belly pork, theirs was fatty and not the crackling expected …..
Will stick to making my own in future :0(

[jno]

ah, you'll have to start raising your own pigs, Bobbi

[Bobbisox1]

Just myself giggle, where does the saying Flat as a fart originate ?

[Bobbisox1]

Don’t like Pork or bacon jno :0(

[jno]

then you'll have to raise vegan pigs and your son-in-law and grandson can like it or lump it

[Arksided]

Same place as as 'flag as a fart' I guess. ;-) Had a snoop no idea.

[Bobbisox1]

Never heard of flag as a fart :0)))

[MargoTester]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Flat%20Fart
Never heard that expression - flat as a flounder seems to be the norm around here

[Arksided]

Me either, I don't do spelling police thing but just thought you could shed some light...

Bobbisox1....17:41 Sun 23rd Jan 2022.
It was just a medium one but it was served as flag as a fart

[Bobbisox1]

Oohhh, I’ve just read that back, hahaha

[Arksided]

Xx ;-)