Your Autobiography - Just For Fun

[Ken4155]

This tread is inspired by my just having filled in the Census form :-))

If you were to write your own autobiography, what would be your opening line, your 'hook'. Pat Phoenix already used my original choice, so here's my second;

"By all accounts, i was conceived under the kitchen table."

[Peter Pedant]

At least they said I would live when i was born but I was still a sickly child, much given to bedridden illnesses .....

[Peter Pedant]

I have often thought my sister Jonquil had a more interesting life but...

[BAKERS DOZEN]

The family tree shows seven generations of all boys and then I was born.

[DTCwordfan]

I was the consequence of my old man's condom bursting.

[tamborine]

Ethnicity = blue baby

[Caran]

What was Pat Phoenix's opener?

[bluemoon1]

So if I hadn't been caught and banged up, I would never have found the time to write this.

[Ken4155]

Caran, Pat Phoenix wrote 2 autobiographies. I believe it was in her first she opened with the line, "I am a b*****."

[Fairlight]

I was the only baby girl born into a ward full of baby boys! Lucky me :)

[Buenchico]

"If you're hoping to enjoy this book, your idea is probably misconceived - as I no doubt was by my parents".

[david small]

I remember being born. I remember crying. I remember dying.

[Canary42]

"Five minutes after I emerged another came along"