Gness Off On Holiday

[gness]

So behave while I`m away. I`ve packed my case using those vacuum bags. Just hope the seals hold. If they blow the top off my case my undies could be in Devon before I am.
Am leaving the alarm clock at home after the incident on the train to Leeds a year or two ago. Luggage in rack..Gness at other end of carriage, knitting and sipping tea but wondering about the commotion going on by the luggage rack. Then had to identify my case, the one emitting the beep..beep sound. Remember Danger UXB when the beeping got faster and you knew that was it? Well my beeping alarm clock was giving it all it had. Had to open and empty the blasted case to find and show the offending clock. Still don`t know why everyone stood over me and watched if they thought it was a bomb.
Stick of rock for anyone?
Gx

[Nibble]

I bow to your greater experience in this, DT

[shoota]

Peasants and phartridge in my tweed cozzy....

[DTCwordfan]

just cut off the fingers on a full body-stocking and attach them to the mini-basques that the chickens would be wearing - that should work as old fashioned stockings.....

[gness]

Peasants are so revolting no matter what sauce you serve them with.

[DTCwordfan]

http://www.cartoonsto...fishnet_stockings.asp

[sunny-dave]

I'm not a pheasant plucker ...

< hums tunelessly >

[shoota]

Last season I plucked two pheasants and ten partridge, took hours, and then son 1 came out to France and turned thefreezer off.........
Lost 12lbs of sloes as well.

[gness]

How is son`s recovery coming along. Do feel for you as long as you were eating them. Hated plucking.

[shoota]

He's OK now - 23 today!
See you are a claybuster......

[gness]

Well not my best sport Shoota but enough to enjoy. Joined a 50+ adventure club to experience different sports and activities and then choose which to carry on with. Clays okay but turned out to be really good with a rifle and also at archery. Think some of the male attitudes spurred me on though.
Happy birthday son.

[shoota]

Thank you.
I shoot rifle too..... .308,.243,.223. & .22

[shoota]

Have you recovered from being knocked down G?

[gness]

Yes Thanks Shoota. Bruise on leg won`t matter in this flaming weather. Won`t be out of the Long Johns. Knuckles look better.

[shoota]

Have a good break - enjoy your birds!
Looks like the whole Clive thread has gone pooooof......

[gness]

Didn`t it just. And you hadn`t even loaded the rifle.

Will enjoy the birds and bats I hope. Be good.x

[aelmpvw]

//my undies could be in Devon before I am//
that's solved a mystery, i thought some poor soul had become disconnected from his parachute