Country & Western Song.

[Theland]

There is plenty of material in this crisis for a Country & Western song.
Pen a line or two that could be inserted into a song, just relevant ideas from your recent experience and thoughts.
Go for it and see what we come up with.

[mushroom25]

how to make a C&W record -

take any 7" vinyl single (any one at all), and a black & decker drill.

drill a hole in the 7" single through the label, about 1" off centre.

place the single on the turntable with the spindle through the new hole.

play the single. hey presto! a C&W tune.....

[mallyh]

I know why i'm so blue
cos when I go to the loo
I have to use the sun
to wipe my bum

[Theland]

Ah kin git no sadisfackshun,
Dur bog rolls all gawn,
Gonna play mah geetar,
Till dur rahsin o dur sun.

Ah no it ain't fair,
Ham pullin mah hair,
Coz dur shelves are all bare,
Just full o fresh air.

[Canary42]

R I P Kenny
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-51986611

[Mamyalynne]

Blanket On The Ground
Billie Jo Spears

♫ Come and look out through the window
That big old moon is shinin' down
Tell me now don't it remind you
Of a blanket on the ground

Remember before the isolation
We'd go slippin' out the door
And we'd tour the supermarkets
Hunting loo roll,bread and more ♫