1984 Re-Visited

[Canary42]

It was a bright cold day in 2084 when Winston awoke
with a need to visit the loo.

To Winston this wasn’t an ordinary day.

This was the day he would open the last package of toilet paper
which his grandparents had bought in 2020.

[Ellipsis]

And that was before the zombie apocalypse ...

[wiltsman]

Oh Charmin.

What a terrible joke ... or should that be tearable.