The Things Kids Say

Bobbisox1 | 17:14 Wed 05th Feb 2020 | ChatterBank

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My friends granddaughter has picked up ‘dickies’ from school , she has very long hair so her Mam kept her off school and bought the appropriate stuff at her local Boots , my friend left her daughters house as she was treating her little girls head ( 7) with a small tooth comb.....
Fast forward my friend coming home on the full bus when her FaceTime went on her phone and a excited little girl screaming

‘ Grandma, Grandma, the Mammy Dickie has been caught it’s in the comb!!! We can see it !!!!!
The people near her on the bus were laughing....... my friend was so embarrassed though, haha

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SparklyKid

At school, years ago, we had "Nitty Nora" the bug explorer, happy days.

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She got around did Nitty , haha

hereIam

Yes kids are funny. My friend's little granddaughter doesn't see too much of her sadly as they live away, she's 2 1/2. Her Daddy told her to come over to the 'phone to speak to 'Nanny Elaine' whereupon she said 'is Nanny Elaine a man or a woman' ?? Made us chuckle. Hi Bobbs ...

10ClarionSt

This is true. Many years ago, we'd done our weekly shop and got back home for 11.30. We'd taken our 3 yr old daughter with us. When we got back, my wife realised we'd forgotten to get milk, so she went, with our daughter to the local corner shop, which also sold pies, sandwiches etc and was quite full with guys buying their lunch. The lady behind the counter spotted my daughter and said to her, "Have you come shopping with your mum?". "Yes", she said, "and we've just been to ASDA. My mum bought some new knicks and has just put them on". My wife didn't know where to look as all the blokes burst out laughing. Good eh? Out of the mouths of babes!