Do You Qualify . . .

[Buenchico]

. . . as a British citizen?

You'll need to score 75% (= 9 out of 12) on the sample questions here in order to do so:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49485612
(Scroll down to 'Life in the UK test - a sample of questions')

If you find yourself thinking "These are bloody silly questions" though, that'll make two of us ;-)

(Oh, BTW, I passed with 10 out of 12)

[Buenchico]

So that's Tiggerblue10 on our deportees' boat, heading for Cyprus. (Ruddy 'eck! That boat's getting mighty crowded and it needs to take a very circuitous route!).

Retrocop's on there too, so we'll have to arrange for him to be dropped off in Hamburg, possibly? We've already got the Caribbean islands built in the planned route, so going via the USA for Pastafreak shouldn't be too difficult. I'm sure that we can find somewhere to take Zacs-Master to as well.

Margarettom just sneaked in under the wire with 9, I see, with Jim360 and Maggiebee staying here with me on a score of 10. (Hang on a minute though! Isn't Jim meant to be our quiz expert, who's displayed his general knowledge on TV a few times? If he can't get all the answers right, what hope is there for we mere mortals?).

Of the more recent posts though, I see that it takes an Irish-sounding username (Paddywak) to achieve a score of 11!

[Toorak]

A belated 10 for me (and was allowed back in the country this evening)

[Buenchico]

Put the (Union) flags out for Toorak!