No Poo, Who Knew?

[spathiphyllum]

So, at work today..

There is no poo involved thank god but i have been knocked on the head by a pack of Quaker oats..

Poor dear i was working for forgot it was bin day on Tuesday so her recycling was rather full and it had fallen over. I told her I don't mind spending a bit more time picking it all up for a boiled egg, so thankfully (i was starving) she agree'd. Whilst doing this the wind picked up and a cylindrical pot of Quaker Oats bopped me on the forehead.. Now i have a red mark, but a lovely egg filled stomach.

Oddly, the egg was taken out of it's shell, put on a bit of buttered toast, then on some kitchen roll and into my hand it goes. Usually i'm familiar to soldiers and a egg cup.. but i'm not complaining love a boiled egg and it saves any washing up.

I wouldn't ask an egg of many clients but I usually come to this lady very early in the mornings because she wakes up early then goes out about 11 with her daughter. And she often offers me toast, cereal, eggs etc.. Once i even got a bacon sandwich that was a winning day. We often chat while i work. Lovely lady i wonder if she's on AB.

Mildred love? You about? Just want to say thanks

[gness]

Raising money for battered gardeners, Spath?...x

[spathiphyllum]

Raising money for Mildred to get a bin tidy

[Rockrose]

Gness he is a gardener as much as I am a page 3 model!!

[spathiphyllum]

LOl that's a good joke set up

[Rockrose]

as is your claim to work as a gardner spath

[spathiphyllum]

Go on then what's the punch line?

I'll set you up..

I claim to be a gardener

[-Talbot-]

spathiphyllum
JF I will admit to knowing that Mildred most certainly doesn't use AB.

Talbot you may not know but i often give work updates when something interesting happens, it usually has to do with dog poo though which may explain the title.





Oh, I had no idea...is there any way I can get notifications?

[-Talbot-]

Rockrose
Gness he is a gardener as much as I am a page 3 model!!



Do you think we are being led up the Garden Spath?