Driver - Your Windscreen Is Dirty

[Bazile]

A lady with a sponge and a squeezy bottle , proceeds to 'clean' your windscreen , while you are stationary at traffic lights .

She then holds her hand out for her payment
Do you place a pound coin in her hand or keep your windows wound up ?

Several drivers this morning were taking the second option .

[Old_Geezer]

You prove to them that your windscreen washers work and hope they get the message and urinate off.

[bainbrig]

Good old geezer, compassionate to the end.

[Old_Geezer]

Pity folk wanting a hand out aren't compassionate enough to leave other folk's stuff alone when not given permission to mess about with it. Doing that which they haven't been asked to in order to use psychology and try to make someone feel guilty for not paying for that which they don't want and that they object to. They need to be spoken to by Mr. Plod.

[bainbrig]

Know what you mean, geezer.

Saw a girl sitting on the pavement outside Wembley station, and I bet she hadn’t asked permission. She looked close to death - cunning, eh? Had a plastic cup for the odd coppers people gave her - bet she hadn’t paid for it.

Shivering with cold - what an actress, what a drama queen!

Should be carted off and put in a camp somewhere - what should we call them? I know, concentrated camps, that will do. Teach them that work will mek them frei, eh?