The R &s Summer Fayre

[Theland]

This year I shall be running a stall at the R&S Summer Fayre selling Bibles and Christian literature.
Are you coming? Run a stall?
In previous years Naomi ran a stall selling custard pies, home made wine and lipsticks. Mins used to run the fortune telling stall.
Please commit to this great event and tell us about the stall you are running this year.

[Theland]

Let your hair down Jack! Sample the wine!

[Jackdaw33]

A bran tub was a big bin filled with bran in which were hidden little presents. You dipped in and selected a parcel. Lucky dip sums it up.

[anneasquith]

I'll run the candy floss stall .

[tonyav]

Thanks Jd.

Aw no toffee apples, anne ?.

[Theland]

Annie Great. Next to the PA system? You can announce the events!

[anneasquith]

No tony, bad for the teeth :-(

[Theland]

I hope nobody sees this as an opportunity to sell dodgy cigarettes!

[tonyav]

Psssst, I might be able to supply TheLand.

[Theland]

Typical! Try and organise something nice and Arthur Daley turns up!

[Theland]

Got to go. Early start in the morning. Goodnight and thank you.

[tonyav]

G'night, Theland.

[Buenchico]

>>> This year I shall be running a stall at the R&S Summer Fayre selling Bibles and Christian literature

Can I have a stall selling document shredders and firelighters, please?

[douglas9401]

Book burning should probably be discouraged.

[naomi24]

Home made wine? Me? How very dare you!! Nothing but the best here!

You gotta see mibs in his fortune teller's turban - and he has earrings to match!!

[atalanta]

I'll do the fish stall, specialising in red herrings.

[birdie1971]

Can I hand out leaflets please?

Ta.

Please take this leaflet and copy and paste the following into your browser's URL address bar:

Mohammed's "Believe It Or Else":
http://islamcomicbook.com/

A Psychobiography of Allah's Prophet:
https://goo.gl/GP3vwd

I'm sure you'll find them both funny and terrifying in equal amounts. Have fun people!

:-)

[tonyav]

Thank you, birdie. I will enjoy reading them.
Psssst, can I interest you in any of my genuine brand cigarettes.

[Theland]

Thank you all for a wonderfully successful Summer Fayre.