Another Bit Of Fun.

[Patsy33]

Things you would never hear a Vicar say...

[Berniecuddles2]

"Cmon own up who pi $$ed in the holy water"

[WELSHYORKIE]

'We commit our dear departed. ashes to ashes, funk to funky, we know Major Tom's a junkie.....'

[Peter Pedant]

oo this service does look a bit long
but if we start now we will probably get thro it all ....

[Peter Pedant]

Ground control to Major tom ....
honestly does anyone here believe EVERYTHING that you read in the bible ?

[WELSHYORKIE]

John 11.35

[DTCwordfan]

The Grand Caliphate of Canterbury says having four wives are okay now.

[DTCwordfan]

Thou shall murder - a gin and tonic.

[mallyh]

it's sunday, can't I have a lie in .

[Ken4155]

It's not too late to change your mind, you know.

[Ken4155]

Of course i can marry you on August 8th. But, to be honest, i didn't even know you fancied me.

[Ken4155]

"...for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until a younger model catches your eye."

[DTCwordfan]

//"This week's communion wine is a rather cheeky little Sauvignon Blanc"//

I have heard a Scottish Presby vicar, at the chapel used in Chariots of Fire, tell us ' this week, the communion wine is South African.'

I'll be a pedant too; they wouldn't serve a Blanc, would they, unless it was representing Christ's plasma?

[Patsy33]

I'll be back soon just going outside for a fag...

[marval]

There will be no sermon today.

[emmie]

not tonight Joseph..

[cupid04]

Ooh the wind blew right up my cassock!

[Patsy33]

"I'm a little tea-pot"..

[Barsel]

Thanks for the BA Patsy.

[Arksided]

Some brilliant ones, but still laughing @WELSHYORKIE 06:57