Attempt To Make Barmaid Laugh ...

[-Talbot-]

Right, I first shell out a small fortune to take the kids up to the top of Mont Blanc (that bit at the side so you can see MB)

You have to take two chairs to get to the top ... On the way down at the half way-ish point there are some signs telling you how long it takes to walk to the bottom.

Kid 1 ...lets do it

Don't be daft I said

Kid2 pussy female cat

Red rag to a stupid bull

So off we go 2 n half hours isn't that long is it .... We walked and we walked and

[jno]

I don't know about bears, tambo, but there are certainly wolves

http://www.swissinfo.ch/eng/rare-species_new-wolves-seen-in-switzerland/41638196

This is where being able to run faster the kids is important.

[SIRandyraven]

Stupid iPad ...
Try again with correct link

http://www.mardersicher.de/english/e_info.htm

[Prudie]

So, where are you hiking to tomorrow?

[-Talbot-]

We were supposed to be on our way tomorrow but I've told the kids they may have to go see the lady and tel her we will be stopping another night.

These mountains don't have Tarmac you know!

[wolf63]

I just have to ask - what's a pussy female cat?

Female cat is a queen which makes no sense at all.

[anneasquith]

Beware of " the leg cramps" during the night :-)

[-Talbot-]

No cramps in the night.

I thought pussy got starred out, Wolfy so I put female cat after it. Yes the female bit wasn't needed, maybe I was thinking of something else.