Tiger

[p.harrison]

Can you kill a tiger using only a biro? and if so how?

[andiuk]

yes if you push it though its jaw into its brain

[incitatus]

Or sign an order for a tiger skin rug.

[Robyn]

The pen is mightier than the sword, Or so they'd have us think, But Nelson died from loss of blood, Not lack of blue/black ink!

[sourfairy]

you could poke the tiger in the eyes with it, couldn't you?