Captain On The Bridge

[Bazile]

I've instructed Lieutenant Commander Geordi La Forge to check the dilithium crystals as i am about to take the - Enterprise GB - out on it's next mission

This will be a 5 year mission : to explore new markets , to seek out new trade agreements , to seek out new life and new civilizations outside the EU , to boldly go where GB has not gone before.

What do you predict, hope, wish , we will encounter out there in the
unknown ?

Take us out Helmsman

[ToraToraTora]

HIjol

[DTCwordfan]

well, 'beam me up Scotty' is far better than 'who has been up Nicola?' Take out Shotland while you are at it - solves her problem with Faslane and it can come down here to benefit our economy.

[Gromit]

TTT
Yintagh

[Gromit]

TTT
Yintagh


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKHEvMGdaxE

[retrocop]

Bazile

Question Author

//Beam me up Sooty// ?

//My predecessor, Captain Kirk , never uttered those words //

Commander Farage never uttered "we would give £350million to the NHS" as the morons state either!!

[Davemano]

retro - they will be the same people who said Brexit would never happen.

[retrocop]

//well, 'beam me up Scotty' is far better than 'who has been up Nicola?'//

Reminds me of the expression, 'Someone with the facial expression of a wet mackerel stuck up their a**e

[Bazile]

Gromit / TTT

jot tlnwl' SoH cha'

[Zacs-Master]

Watch out for the speed cameras Baz.

[Bazile]

Zacs-Master

It's a bit difficult to see them , when travelling at Warp speed

[ToraToraTora]

she cannae tick it captin!

[Bazile]

Given that we have become so assimilated into the EU - it's going to be very difficult to extricate ourselves .

Extricating from the Borg collective , is a walk in the park in comparison

[mushroom25]

//take us out helmsman...//

Eh? with respect, captain, the phrase is "ENGAGE", while jabbing a finger at the viewscreen....

[Bazile]

Hey - Less of your impertinence - ensign mushroom , or i will have you thrown into the brig !!

We are leaving drydock , so my instruction is appropriate

You also missed the connection , as in 'take us out of the EU ' ? :-)

[murraymints]

Baz..beam me up..can I have Uhura's seat please ?

[Bazile]

murraymints - Have you got the legs to match ?