No! No twister, Tony! I have a thing about that.....
Two things to know......I never get drunk and I have never, ever played Twister.....
When I moved here to the back of beyond I started to use a regular taxi driver for station and airport trips.....and the odd night out.....two glasses maximum so no driving......
On one trip to the airport with my daughter and this taxi driver he took great delight in telling her about the night he had to pick me up from a party????
He said he went into the house to collect me and found me drunk playing twister and had to carry me to the car.....
Now I don't know who the hell he picked up because it wasn't me....but he was convinced it was......and convinced my daughter it was!
It jolly well wasn't!
So.....NO TWISTER!!!!!!!