Funny sayings

jb190281 | 20:08 Wed 12th Jan 2011 | ChatterBank

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"made me feel about as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit" - made me laugh!

Any more?

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steg

fubar

Mick-Talbot

He who laughs last ..........................thinks the slowest.

slinky.kate

fart in a trance'

jb190281

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Fubar? (sorry, might just be me)

snags

Fukced Up Beyond All Recognition...

jb190281

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Ahhhhhh, thank you for explaining!

Mamyalynne

'Save gas, fart in a money box'

ChuckFickens

Well that went down as well as a French kiss at a family reunion.

piggynose

why pist as a fart?

TTG

"why pist as a fart? "

Ever gone for wee and forced out an 'anal fanfare' at the same time? Not me, I can sense when one is going to occur. Unlike some gentlemen in the local drinking establishment. :-(

starone

I've heard of someone dashing around like a fart in a collander, but first I have heard of one in a spacesuit.

craft1948

A colleague was once given a leaving card with the acronym SOMFAF written in.....she wished she'd never asked what it meant.

welshlibranr

My aunt was quite a snob, and she never admitted to farting, although she did do so often!.........my mother used to say ' Oh no, it couldn't have been Aunt, she only farts Euade' Cologne'..............