Oh F*ck-a-doodle-doo

[NoMercy]

That's it.

Just say what's on your mind. Make a random statement. Say the first thing that comes into your head....

;-)

[bobjugs12]

I wanna be Jack Bauer!!

[NoMercy]

I could murder a cigarette. Also...

I need a wazz.

[boxtops]

I am tired of the election, I will go to bed before the Noos comes on.

[4getmenot]

I have a spot on my face

[bobjugs12]

Snap on both counts NoM

[rugeleyboy]

it smells of fish.

[joggerjayne]

I want to snuggle up under the duvet ... maybe with a lappy.

[lardhelmet]

Shall I nip down the offie for you bobj? It's still open

[craft1948]

My trousers feel tight..............

[lcg]

need a wee and bed. mashed. day off...x also:blancmange

[mazie]

I want to snuggle up with a good book (I think thats how it's pronounced)

[4getmenot]

my cuppas gone cold

[mazie]

my glass is nearly empty!

[Bobbisox]

I fancy a ciggie and I don't smoke, I want to say F*** the lot of those politicians outside with no clothes on

there I feel better now

[Barmaid]

I'm really uncomfortable in here, but I can't be bothered to move. How sad is that?

[mazie]

I'm having my last ciggie before bed (sorry NoM)

[askyourgran]

I fancy some chocolate and Gino Campo-whatever (who mentioned that earlier)? but I can't have either.

[NoMercy]

Bobs... we should be miserable together.

Alfie just let one go. It chuffing stinks.