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dustypuss | 12:47 Fri 27th Nov 2009 | ChatterBank
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I just noticed this sign in my local car wash - danger floor maybe wet .

have you seen any stupid signs .
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May contain nuts....on a packet of nuts.
On a chainsaw in Sweden - Do not stop with hands.
This one still makes me laugh:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7702913.stm
Not a stupid sign, but still funny (I also recognize where this sign is)

http://humorpix.com/i...fully0-size-600x0.jpg
I was going to post that one Chuck :-)

I knew I had a great mind..!!
Guess this method would work!

http://www.the-trukstop.com/jokes/family.jpg
Sorry....posted one twice.......

http://2.bp.blogspot....0/stupid_signs_10.jpg
I have a funny photograph from my honeymoon in Jamaica with hubby no 2.
It was of me, with a very dirty grin on my face... (2nd night in...) in sarong & bikini bra, stood in front of a sign saying "Slippery When Wet".
The siting of the photograph was not accidental !!
On a newspaper stand outside newsagents

LOCAL MAN DISAPPEARS (PICTURE)
There are a load of stupid signs here...

http://www.telegraph....lleries/signlanguage/
this is from one of my favorite sites

http://www.engrish.co...ink-of-Your-Thing.jpg

it's a very funny site

http://www.engrish.com/
have read these over the years.

Do not drive car or operate machinery-on a leading chemist childrens cough medicine.

not dishwasher safe-on a tv remote control.

serving suggestion-defrost.

my favourite is not a sign but a memo where i used to work.

" all estimates,whether written or verbal,must be shown to me "
On a Chinese tailor's shop - Ladies can get felt here.
On a bus going into Nassau town in the Bahama's, we saw a sign up above the driver that said " If you would like a woman, speak to the driver"!

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Who would have thought a trip to the car wash would turn out to be such good fun!
at my husbands golf course i told him to keep his balls safely in his caddy

any persons caught collecting golf balls on this course
will be prosecuted and have their balls removed


I think his feeling a little flush.he makes
always makes me laugh on a bottle of childs cough medicine when it says do not operate heavy machinery!!!!!!

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