Please Help Me Find More Of These.....

[ToraToraTora]

My grandson loves the jokes of this form...

Q: What do you call a man with a car on his head?

A: Jack

I have several but you get the idea, looking for ones I don't know.

 

[Mozz71]

What do you call a female flasher?

Nicholas.

[Everhelpful]

What do you call a Man in a Cemetery with Two Raincoats on?

Max Bygraves.

[Mozz71]

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Doug.

 

What do you call a man without a shovel on his head?

Douglas.

[Patsy33]

What do you call birds that stick together? Vel-crows!

[piggynose]

 What do you call a fake noodle?
 An impasta!

[piggynose]

What do you call an m&m that went to college?
A smarty.

[ToraToraTora]

I'm really looking for ones where the answer is a name..

eg What do you call a man with a seagul on his head?

Cliff

[piggynose]

 What do you call a dog magician?
 A labracadabrador.

[melv16]

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister Matic. 

[mallyh]

what do ypu call a man with a plank on his head.. Edward

[Canary42]

What do you call a man who goes shoplifting

 

Robin

[mallyh]

knock knock .whose there ? isabel 

isabel who ?is a bell on a bike

[melv16]

What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head?

Warren.

[Patsy33]

What do you call a man with a prayer mat on his head?

Neil.

[Canary42]

What do you call a man with a gun on his head

 

Ahmed   [armed - geddit?]

[Canary42]

What do you call a man with a vacuum cleaner on his head ?

 

Henry

[mallyh]

what do you call a man with a crane on his head ....Derek

[Lie-in King]

What do you call an Irishman with a pane of glass behind each ear?

Paddy O'Doors

[Hazlinny]

What do you call a man with an IOU on his head?  Owen

[ToraToraTora]

some good ones, thanks