Easter Ending Soon - Any Comments/captions On This Photo...?

[DTCwordfan]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/15/huge-herd-cows-invade-train-platform-kent/

Southern Rail - it's time we protested as it's all been a bit of a mooving experience for us

[gingejbee]

...and an "hooving" experience, too.....

[Berniecuddles2]

1st I've herd anything about it

[Baldric]

Southerns new 'Cattle Class' gets off to a good start.

[Jackdaw33]

“There is currently no service between Oxted and Uckfield.”


LOL!!!!

[DTCwordfan]

on daw's theme, "Is this the right platform for the 7.23 to Dairy Ashford?"

[andres]

We should have gone the 'udder'way.

[Peter Pedant]

the herd said:

that stupid cow on the tannoy said the lane was clear ......

[Peter Pedant]

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are we too late for the early milk train ?

[tonyav]

If this train doesn't arrive soon were going to miss the kick off at Cowdenbeath.

[Peter Pedant]

hey look - there is a cowslip on the line !

[Peter Pedant]

we are gonna blamed for all the cow crap on the platform
and I can tell you now - its bullshot !

[Caran]

Many years ago I lived in a cottage on the canal. Looking out of the window I saw a herd of cows coming down the towpath. I saw a woman open my gate toe the towpath and shoo them into my garden. Most of them went out of the front gate, one didn't! I went down stairs to be met with a cow in the lounge. I had been playing records and there were a few on the floor, clever cow had stepped over them without breaking any.
I panicked and telephoned then husband in work to be told he was in a board meeting. I insisted on speaking to him. He said what do you expect me to do 30 miles away. Shoo it out. I was petrified but had to deal with it.
I eventually managed it with a bit of difficulty. It took a long time to live that phone call down.

[Mamyalynne]

I thought having Ducks and Geese in the lounge watching TV was bad enough - but a cow! Wow.

Then there was the Squirrel incident, boy they are fast.

[tonyav]

Had an herd of donkeys in our garden many years ago !.

[tonyav]

Then there was the Squirrel incident, boy they are fast.

They sure are, Mamya.

When My two eldest kids were small I bought them a chipmunk each with a large cage. My son aged about eight at the time thought it would be a good idea to let them out 'for some exercise' it took me and Mrs av around three hours to recapture them.

[Mamyalynne]

I can imagine, this squirrel simply barged in through the open balcony door and did five laps of the room, lunged for the lightshade then eventually fled out.


I once lost a hamster for three weeks, we had a wake and everything, there were tears - then I went under the sink for bleach and he was sat looking at me.

[tonyav]

LOL, the resurrected hamster.
Gawd, their proper little Houdini's aren't they.

[Mamyalynne]

Sure are.

[tonyav]

Mamya, I'd have loved to have seen your face while the squirrel was tearing around the living room.

[Mamyalynne]

I bet it was a picture Tony lol.