Wrong Word

[weecalf]

I'm sure every one has including my self put or just by accident said the wrong word .I was speaking to a lady yesterday she was saying that a friends wife had to have a quite major operation .Thankfully it will be okay and the person will make a good recovery .She said they had to keep her in a seduced coma for a few days .No harm no correction but I'm sure the good people of answer bank have said or heard similar accidental inclusions of not the proper word .

[Sqad]

LOL......that is one for Delboy.

[Peter Pedant]

well

the alternative is cooling the patient so he goes into a state of animated suspension...

[mallyh]

when my grandson was younger he went home and ask his mum if nelsons first name was f e l l a t i o.

[Jackdaw33]

You can't vote unless you're on the electric roll.

[stuey]

And, as Mrs Malaprop once pointed out, we all know that there are allegories living on the banks of the Nile.

[Jackdaw33]

There must be literally thousands of examples of malapropisms.

[stuey]

Unfortunately, I only know of one exapple of them.

[Jackdaw33]

My great aunt used to call a registered letter a red-chested letter.

[wired]

Recently my SiL attended a funeral, she said they had to wait quite some time before the corsage arrived.

[catswhiskas]

A friend of my mothers told her , that her dog had been nurtured.

[wolf63]

I used to work in the Invalidity Benefit section of DWP. We used to get quite a lot of callers asking about their Infidelity Benefit. !

[Ken4155]

When i was about 11, the family were seated around the dining table discussing religion (though i can't remember why) when my brother, 2 years my junior, asked quite innocently, "Are we catholics or prostitutes?"

[Ivorlittlein]

"Concert Chairman" years ago: "There have been allegations made about the Comittee,when we find the Alligators they will be suspended."

[Peter Pedant]

// my junior, asked quite innocently, "Are we catholics or prostitutes?"//

My father swears that he heard someone reply when a third personsaid they thought Rusty Springboard was a Lesbian,
'Oh, I thought she was a Protestant !"

[novalis]

In a tutorial many years ago I said orgasm instead of organism. A Freudian slip given the attractiveness of the tutor.

[Garador]

I had my prostrate checked recently.

[Jackdaw33]

The late Hylda Baker:
...and there she was, lying prostitute on the floor.

[stuey]

I was on a construction site once and noticed a hand-written sign on a faucet which stated that "This water is portable".

[Jackdaw33]

Faucet? You mean tap. Speak English, boy.

[stuey]

It is English; do you mean British?