yeah ... i feel soooo important when i look at my phone ... i get it out all the time, not because i am bored and there isn't much else to do, and not because there are lots more things to do on a phone than wait for a text - but to show off! ...
because i know that, although 99% of people also have a phone, i am totally convinced they are green with envy at me and my phone, because I am just pretending to use it, i just press things etc... which is a lot easier than actually using some of the many functions on it ...
i also look at others with raging jealousy ...because they are looking at their phone ... it makes me wish i was them and had their life ... because they are looking at their phone ...
what a ridiculous thing to say... i am amazed it even crossed your mind.