Become a lord or lady from £30.

[sandyRoe]

http://www.highlandti...5L2oLACFUYntAodjR78ZA

Is this a great bargain? And they say money can't buy class.

[boxtops]

I know someone who has.... my BIL owns about a yard of a bank of a Scottish salmon river, must be the same sort of scheme.

[commoner]

Nah thanks...once a commoner, always a commoner ;-)

[sandyRoe]

For £30 a bit of the riverbank of a good salmon river would be a bargain. But you're probably not allowed to do any fishing, just look at the water.

[hc4361]

I don't think I could sit in 1 sq foot, let alone fish.

[mrs_overall]

If a title ever came up for sale on the Scottish island of Muck, I'd have my purse out in a flash.
It would be wonderful to be the official Lady Muck

[sandyRoe]

you don't need a title to be considered that by many here , Mrs O :-)

[mrs_overall]

Oi! I saw that - and in italics too.
Remember sandy, nobody likes a show off ;-)

[sandyRoe]

Not my opinion. It's just what the gossips are saying ;-)

[craft1948]

Lady Muck of Whitby sounds great................

[FoxLee2]

A few years ago we did this for some friends' golden wedding. They got a certificate verifying that they were the Laird and Lady of wherever and a map showing exactly where their foot of land was. Don't think they have ever visited it though.

[mrs_overall]

I agree craft. You do realise I would expect a curtsey from you lot?

[TOWIE]

<<<Fur Coat and No Knickers>>>> runs and hides from Mrs. O. .....

[tonyav]

By the way crafty, I did get your ironic answer on the removed thread, very good lol.

[craft1948]

As long as I don't have to kiss your ring that's fine...............

[sandyRoe]

oh, I don't know...

[tonyav]

Whose ring lol.

[mrs_overall]

Abuse and smut, that's all I ever get on here.
Wait until I am titled - you serfs will regret your comments.
I keep a book you know!

[tonyav]

mrs o would you mind if I could be Peasant instead of a serf if you don't mind that is your Ladyship.

[mrs_overall]

Call yourself what you like tony, you will still have to empty the septic tanks

[tonyav]

Still won't let me escape that then mrs o.