Can you possibly help ?

[NoMercy]

My nan just sneezed with more force than a concorde take-off, and her teeth just shot right out of her head. They went whizzing by so fast, we didn't get a chance to see in which direction they were headed. They could literally be anywhere by the time they've finished travelling. If you find them, please leave your name and number and I will get back to you. Reward offered for safe return. Thank you. xx

[No,Knowledge]

you are beyond help!

[NoMercy]

Thanks, I'll tell her. xx

[kira000]

Hi, i just saw them go over our roof, heading south over SW19..

[bigmamma]

Is this them NoMercy , my dog just found them ....

http://blogs.kansascity.com/photos/uncategoriz ed/2007/09/21/teeth.jpg

[NoMercy]

Thanks Kira ! Keep me posted....

Bigmamma - thanks, but her's are not THAT nice. She's too tight to spend the money on a decent pair. x

[bigmamma]

Awww , bless her , maybe this loss will force her into buying a nice new pair :-D

[MWB]

LMAO, Nom, you delighfully mad person you!

[ladybird49]

im sat here laughing my socks off .....

[paraffin]

Hi NoM:

Have you tried looking at your face in the mirror?

Poor old soul! Hope she had a spare set?

[NoMercy]

Hi Paraffin !

Aparently a set of teeth have been found bobbing up and down, just off the coast of Sardinia. Once they have been identified using dental records, my Nan and her gnashers can be reunited. x

[Beatrice35]

Bless you NoMercy- what a wonderful breath of fresh air you are + thanks for your kind words yesterday, you are a sweetheart :-) with a wonderful sense of humour ;-)
Warmest wishes, Bea :-)

[NoMercy]

Hello Bea ! You are most welcome. I thought those guys were a bit mean to you ! xxx

We've just had a baguette for lunch. Poor Nan is having soup.

[NoMercy]

Oh, and Hello ! to MWB and Ladybird, too ! xx

[Beatrice35]

Had mashed potato with melted cheese for lunch yet have no dentures just fancied something simple;-). There are some real blue meanies in Q&P and for some reason a gang of them have decided to tear me to shreds for no good reason- says more about them than me methinks. Yet, am blessed wtih a loving husband, good mates, a caring family, good doctors, a caring church + know some lovely people here on AB so do not listen to fools such as these anyhow. Appreciated your kind words NoMercy + think you are a top notch guy!! Warm wishes to your Nan. Miss my special Nana- she died 3 years ago.
Anyway, keep being you NoMercy + thanks for everything,
warmest wishes + hugs, Bea :-)

[stewey]

Something pink, white, and chattery just plunged explosively into Lake Ontario!

[NoMercy]

Well Stewey, apparently an American Airline pilot enroute to JFK has just seen a mysterious object at 37,000ft, heading in the same direction. At this rate, we are going to be having a dentures identity parade !

[Beatrice35]

This is my kind of sense of humour :-);-)

[NoMercy]

Bea - you sound like you have a lot to be cheerful about. Don't take any notice of people who try to get you down. xx

[necro.guy]

drill some holes in her mouth and glue them in

[Beatrice35]

NoMercy If you were near by would give you a big hug yet pray an angel will do just that on my behalf right now. Let me know if you felt the hug;-)
Miles of smiles, Bea :-)